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Like a prostitute opening her legs after a guy has paid her to…

Dear Bella, Can you hear the snaps of kudos for your triumphant return that I send over the undulating waves of the cold, cold sea that for nigh upon a year has separated my muse and me!!! That deafening cacaphony of Poseidon’s unholy symphony will no longer block the voice of my muse. Soon we [...]

Dust off my bongos, baby, I’m comin’ home!

Dear Dom: I have much to tell of my time incarcerated. I believe the original members of Meummenschanse all met in prison, but don’t quote me on that. The reason that I mention it is because I tried to rally up the gals and form a performance troupe. I was not met with much enthusiasm. [...]