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Anonymous in my girlfriend’s sundress

Dear Bella, I can admit this to no one but a stranger. (And my mother. I’ve told my mother this.) My girlfriend likes to wear my clothes and act like me during sex. Not weird enough? She insists that I wear her clothes & act like her. I am a virgin without much (any) experience, [...]

Dangling in China

Dear Bella, I know this isn’t a question of advice, but rather of logic. If one hovers in a helecopter a few feet above the ground while the Earth turns beneath them, do they land in China in 12 hours? Dear Dangling, I’m curious: what INSPIRES you to visualize such a scenario? While I find [...]

my friend is sleeping with brothers

Dear Bella, How does one tell one’s boyfriend that one is now engaged to his brother? Now we’re not talking about me here! We’re talking about my friend. Not me. My boyfriend’s brother (I mean my friend’s boyfriend’s brother) wants us to all go on Jenny Jones or Jerry Springer to talk about it. He [...]