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For those in need of a muse.

This column is my opportunity to give to others the gift that I have been given: A Muse. Not everyone needs a muse all of the time. But if you find yourself in a situation where a little artistic direction would go a long way, I am here for you. You need not be an [...]

Sexy Illuminated

Dear Bella, Is it natural to be sexually attracted to light bulbs? I just find them sexy. I cannot find light bulb porn on the internet anywhere. Is it really that odd? Dear Illuminated, I think you are one of those few enlightened (pardon my pun) humans who recognized the true seductiveness the light bulb. [...]