http://www.dombella.com The Artistes by the Artistes Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:22:16 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en It's a new years, and I've decided (with much encouragement from our attorney) to "get online". There's a thing called myspace.com, and if you go to myspace.com/bellahagen, you can keep up on my musings; which, if you're reading this, you already do. But more importantly, you can get the word ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=59 Ready for the latest: unbeknownst to us, buried deep in the evil document we signed when we agreed to the Omni-Dazzle feature film about us, we are required -- whenever mentioning the film on this site -- to to direct you to their site, www.comeflywithmenude-movie.com. I know if I just stopped ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=55 After our triumphant return to performance art at the Turin Olympics, we've decided to reprise our stage show. This time in Hollywood. The thought of bringing our Art to Southern California, where it is so badly needed, was an opportunity even we couldn't turn down. So we're currently rehearsing, auditioning ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=49 Breakthrough underground performance artists Dom Casual & Bella Hagen made an unannounced public appearance at the closing ceremonies of the 2006 Winter Olympics in Turin this past Sunday night. Crowds were stunned and gave an unprecedented 45 minute standing ovation. No word yet on whether or not this means a return ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=53 The Press kit for the my current project is now available as a ZIP archive (48MB) and independent HTML page. Here’s the site specific version: File/Folder Description Stills Stage Still images from  Award Winning 2004 SF Fringe Festival CFWMN_2.jpg Dom & Bella in the "Howl" pose CFWMNfellini_bw.jpg Dom & Bella in their Fellini scene outfits (B&W) CFWMNFosse.jpg Dom & Bella ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=54 To view the trailer of the film Come Fly With Me Nude, click HERE For the record, we are vehemently opposed to this film. To learn why (and help us do something about it), please visit PROTEST! http://www.dombella.com/?p=42 Mon Cher Dom, I regret having to deliver this news to you in such a public forum, but it would simply be too painful to say goodbye to everyone who has meant so much to me -- including our understanders -- individually. So all of them can read this as you ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=47 Hey all you art lovers out there. At this time of the year I get giddy with holiday fever as you all do!!! Born into the Judeo-Christian faith and being reared on Christ's Mass, (don't leave the Christ out of Christmas!) I trim the tree, hang the stockings ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=45 Dear Understanders, First, thank you for your outpour of support during this, the bleakest period in our lives. Never did we think we'd find ourselves ensnared in a web of harsh letters from lawyers, threats from DISHONEST television executives, and accusations from some hotshot filmmaker. If it weren't for our understanders, ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=44 This column is my opportunity to give to others the gift that I have been given: A Muse. Not everyone needs a muse all of the time. But if you find yourself in a situation where a little artistic direction would go a long way, I am here for you. ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=39 Dear Bella,Is it natural to be sexually attracted to light bulbs? I just find them sexy. I cannot find light bulb porn on the internet anywhere. Is it really that odd?Dear Illuminated, I think you are one of those few enlightened (pardon my pun) humans who recognized the true seductiveness ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=9 Dear Bella, I can admit this to no one but a stranger. (And my mother. I’ve told my mother this.) My girlfriend likes to wear my clothes and act like me during sex. Not weird enough? She insists that I wear her clothes & act like her. I am a virgin ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=7 Dear Bella, I know this isn’t a question of advice, but rather of logic. If one hovers in a helecopter a few feet above the ground while the Earth turns beneath them, do they land in China in 12 hours? Dear Dangling, I’m curious: what INSPIRES you to visualize such a scenario? While ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=8 Dear Bella, How does one tell one’s boyfriend that one is now engaged to his brother? Now we’re not talking about me here! We’re talking about my friend. Not me. My boyfriend’s brother (I mean my friend’s boyfriend’s brother) wants us to all go on Jenny Jones or Jerry Springer to ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=6 Dear Bella, I recently received an invitation to appear on the latest "reality TV" show, "Donkey Cadavers Eye Pop Bonanza". Eighteen contestants spend a week living in a septic tank, and take it in turns to gouge the eyes out of a life-size mannequin of Hoss from Bonanza, whilst a fetid ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=5 Bella, as you are a Capricorn, who grew up in Las Vegas; with a show girl Mom, I’ve got to ask this serious question(s): What’s your take on Doubling down and the Cesars Palace Cocktail waitresses? This Pre-Post-NorthBeachian needs to know… Anon Timothy Driscoll Gentle Gambler, I do try to hide it, but somehow ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=4 http://www.dombella.com/?p=18 http://www.dombella.com/?p=19 Ladies and Gentlemen, Angus Oblong All images of Dom & Bella are drawn by Angus Oblong, creator of the cult-hit animated series “The Oblongs”. To enter Angus’s world and see more of his art, go to www.angusoblong.com . We recommend sitting before doing so. You might want to have a drink ... http://www.dombella.com/?p=20 http://www.dombella.com/?p=21