This column is my opportunity to give to others the gift that I have been given: A Muse. Not everyone needs a muse all of the time. But if you find yourself in a situation where a little artistic direction would go a long way, I am here for you. You need not be an […]
Dear Bella,
Is it natural to be sexually attracted to light bulbs? I just find them sexy. I cannot find light bulb porn on the internet anywhere. Is it really that odd?
Dear Illuminated,
I think you are one of those few enlightened (pardon my pun) humans who recognized the true seductiveness the light bulb. Everyone talks […]