Mon Cher Dom, Oh, How thrilled I was when I received your latest correspondence. Actually, I let it sit in my mailbox for a week, just to prolong the joy of coming home to a letter from you for several days. I’m beginning to have doubts about finding my understanders down under. My run at [...]
Dear Bella, Can you hear the snaps of kudos for your triumphant return that I send over the undulating waves of the cold, cold sea that for nigh upon a year has separated my muse and me!!! That deafening cacaphony of Poseidon’s unholy symphony will no longer block the voice of my muse. Soon we [...]
Dear Dom: I have much to tell of my time incarcerated. I believe the original members of Meummenschanse all met in prison, but don’t quote me on that. The reason that I mention it is because I tried to rally up the gals and form a performance troupe. I was not met with much enthusiasm. [...]
Bella, I too am in prison. This corporate workaday world is prison!! I don’t think I am cut out for this dot com computer crap. I am always being harassed by Warden Stan. I was put in charge of all of the copy for the website. I am just completely uninspired. Warden Stan has had [...]
DOM! I hope this reaches you swiftly, and that the warden doesn’t find my words so dangerous that he edits this letter until it is rendered meaningless. They will be taking me to my assigned cell any moment now, so I must write quickly, oh so very quickly, so quickly in fact that I best [...]
Dear Bella, What an insensitive boob I have been. I have to apologize from the bottom of my heart for being so darn nasty to you in my last letter. Please forgive me! And now all of your troubles? None of this would have happened to you if you wouldn’t have had your head in [...]
Precious Dom, If to devastate me is what you wanted, then devastate me is what you did. Never have I seen so much anger and hatred from you aimed at anyone, especially me! Your friend, your fan, your champion, your muse. The mispelling, the profanity, and the metaphor inspired by a Hungarian has-been? Please tell [...]
Miss Bella, My SOON TO BE FORMER MUSE, Your rejection speaks volumes to me. How you can toss out COME FLY WITH ME NUDE for your silly lizard film is beyond me!!! I sent you on your outback adventure with full blessings but it was all a big lie. I WAS jealous of you! I [...]
Dom. Your relief at hearing my “shitty notices” is like having ice cold water thrown on me in the midst of an erotic dream — though not within the dream itself. At least I am assuaged that you were able to channel your bitterness into elation for your art. AND your misgivings about Paolo are [...]
Dear Bella, I am quite relieved to hear of your shitty notices. Now before you recoil in horror, let me explain my elation. It seems the CHUBB Group was not happy with “NO, NO ACHMED†but was rather interested in our book of poems COME FLY WITH ME NUDE. It appears a copy got into [...]